Text 17 May 7 notes Hopeless @ How I met your mother

Barney: Let’s see, what club should we hit first? There’s Club Was, there’s Wrong…
Marshall: Um, those places shut down a long time ago.
Barney: Oh no.
Marshall: Oh No shut down too.
Ted: There’s Where.
Jerry: Where’s Where?
Lily: Where’s where Was was, isn’t it?
Barney: No, Was wasn’t where Where was. Was was where Wrong was, right?
Jerry: Okay…
Ted: Not Okay. That place is lame.
Robin: Okay is Lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar. Or is that Wrong?
Marshall: That’s wrong. That’s not Wrong.
Barney: Guys, focus.
Robin: Oh, I like Focus, let’s go there.
Ted: Where?
Robin: Not Where, Focus.
Lily: I thought Focus was closed.
Barney: No, Was was Closed. Once Was shut down, it reopened as Closed.
Marshall: So Closed is open.
Robin: No, Closed is closed.
Jerry: I don’t know. Third base, right?!
Robin: Ew, Third Base is all frat guys.
Lily: I’ll go any place, okay?
Ted: Not Okay. Okay is lame.
Robin: Okay is not Lame. Lame is a gay bar.
Lily: Guys, shut up.
Barney: No, Shut Up shut down. I can’t believe I don’t know the names of the clubs anymore.
Marshall: Guys, just pick a club, okay?
Ted: Not Okay!
All: Okay is Lame! Gay bar!
Marshall: For the record, um, I was in there once by accident. I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced Lamé.
Barney: It’s Hopeless, isn’t it?

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